Of Course I Wrote a Dan Book

When the Safer at Home orders came down, some people asked me, “Are you going to write another book during all of this free time?” And I was really annoyed, because I didn’t have any more free time! I have a child, and it was spring, and I had to make lunch a lot. But… Read more »

  • My New author Photo

    Credit (or blame) goes to Professor Batty:  Has anyone seen my arm? I left it around here somewhere… UPDATE: DAN FOUND MY ARM! Thank you, Dan.  I also found a soul on Amazon, but they are sadly out of stock right now. That’s too bad.  As an author, I could really use a soul! 

  • The Ghost

    My daughter brought this book home from the fourth grade book swap.  The fourth grade book swap just isn’t what it used to be, is it? They grow up so fast. Sigh.  Inside the back cover, we read that this book is about a newly divorced Londoner who goes to Vermont and stumbles upon a… Read more »

  • Battle of Britain

    How the Battle of Britain Was Won

  • Free Picture Books for Adults (Crazy Hanahshosh has more crazy deals)

    Yes, you’ve thought about reading a book. Maybe you even downloaded the Kindle app to your phone. But then you thought, “None of these big grown up books have pictures. What a bummer. Oh, never mind.” But, wait! Don’t give up! Shoshanah Marohn’s books have pictures! Even the adult ones. And they aren’t naughty pictures,… Read more »

  • Name a Dead Poet Who Had a Handsome Beard

    So far I’ve got: William Shakespeare Christopher Marlowe Walt Whitman Allen Ginsberg  Shel Silverstein Alfred Lord Tennyson Henry David Thoreau Rabindranath Tagore Dante Gabriel Rossetti  D.H. Lawrence Luís Vaz de Camóes Jim Morrison  Robert Browning And a recommendation to read this (formerly) obscure book:  All of this is, of course, for Birds in Beards 2:… Read more »

  • Before and After Photos: Chicken Hats

  • Coon Skins

    My cousin Greg took his own life a few days ago. If I made a list of one hundred people I knew, ranking from “most likely to commit suicide” to “least likely,” Greg would have been about 97. He was so comfortable with himself. He had a great (if wicked) sense of humor. He had… Read more »

  • Ten Signs You Might Be on the Artism Spectrum

    No, I didn’t spell “autism” wrong. I’m talking about artism. If you relate to any of this list, you are most likely on the artistic spectrum. Ten Signs You Might Be Artistic: You make art. Or you write, or you do music, or you act, or you see your life is some sort of strange… Read more »

  • Found sketch of a Victorian Milk Cafe

  • crescent roll fear

    Irrational Fears

    What’s your irrational fear? This is mine.