Of Course I Wrote a Dan Book

When the Safer at Home orders came down, some people asked me, “Are you going to write another book during all of this free time?” And I was really annoyed, because I didn’t have any more free time! I have a child, and it was spring, and I had to make lunch a lot. But… Read more »

  • MeaningBot Awakens

    I don’t quite understand it, but the Twitter Bot I created seems to be growing more aware of current events. Are its tweets making more sense, or did I just learn how to read them? 

  • What’s a three letter word for “rat trap”?

    Cat. This is our barn cat, Marbles. She takes care of the mice and rats for us. She’s so feral that this is the first picture we’ve ever gotten of her- with a trail camera! Turns out that, in addition to being an incredibly effective pest deterrent, she’s pretty cute. We got her from an… Read more »

  • suffragists in pussy hats

    Seems Like Only Yesterday

      It seems like only yesterday…  

  • 99,999 People and I Protested Trump in Madison Today

    On the steps of the Wisconsin State Capitol, before the speeches began. One woman breastfeeding her baby. The statue of Lady Liberty is wearing a pussy hat. (This actually caused me a lot of confusion, finding my friends. Amelia said she was, “by the Lady Liberty wearing the pussy hat,” and it turned out she… Read more »

  • opia


      Opia So, the eye is the window to the soul? Why can’t my soul be hidden?

  • Beach Fun Time

    Beach Fun Time

  • sonder


    Sonder You who walk by me are as complicated as I as blessed and as cursed

  • The Autumn of my Anus

  • Listen to a Chapter of “Avoiding Sex with Frenchmen” on the Segilola Salami Podcast Today

    If you have fifteen minutes to laugh today, I recommend you do it by listening to the Segilola Salami Podcast. I took it over completely and just read from my book Avoiding Sex with Frenchmen.    

  • Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell is 1 lb, 15 oz of Pure Delight

    Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell is one pound, fifteen ounces of pure delight. I only mention the weight because it is long, and if I have any advice to others it is 1. By all means, read it! It is an excellent use of your time, and 2. Buy the kindle version! (Unless you have… Read more »