Of Course I Wrote a Dan Book

When the Safer at Home orders came down, some people asked me, “Are you going to write another book during all of this free time?” And I was really annoyed, because I didn’t have any more free time! I have a child, and it was spring, and I had to make lunch a lot. But… Read more »

  • If Women Were Like Men

    If Women Were Like Men


  • Local Event in Mount Horeb, WI Tonight

    Today, I’m busier than a one legged gal in a kicking contest, mostly because of this:  

  • Cinderella Story

      Two things about Big Z (Age 9): 1. She almost never misses school. 2. She doesn’t like Disney princesses. So, when she missed a few hours of school this morning for a doctor’s appointment, and she got back after only a half day gone, and they said they had cast her as Cinderella in… Read more »

  • Pyramid Circuit Board

    How to Explain Voldemort Winning the Presidency

      I saw this show on the Discovery Channel about how the aliens came and built all of the pyramids on Earth? They had some compelling evidence: Rocks were moved thousands of miles, “before the invention of the wheel.” From an arial view, the pyramids look like a circuit board. (Which pyramids are these, you… Read more »

  • How to Make a Stunning First Impression

    My first impression of Yosha Bourgea was in the fall of 1988, my freshman year of high school. He was shortish and he always wore a giant overcoat and a heavy backpack full of mysterious books. There were rumors about Yosha: that he lived in a refurbished chicken coop, that he had never been to… Read more »

  • Brony

    An Important Question

  • Old washing machine

    The Washing Machine in the Foyer

    Today, I am thankful that no one is coming to our house for Thanksgiving. There is a washing machine in the foyer. I could tell you how it got there, but let’s just say Grenix put it there.  Bad kitty, moving the washing machine to the doorway. No turkey gizzards for you!

  • Murgatroyd Buttercups Movie Teaser

    Murgatroyd Buttercups still costs only $5.49 through Sunday.

  • Deer man

    Big Z Spots a Deer-Man!

    It was a cold, dark night. She went outside to go see the animals in the barn. On the way out, she heard footsteps behind her. A car drove by. In the reflection of the headlights, she saw it. The Deer Man: A figure with the head of a deer, the body of a man…. Read more »

  • An Instant Classic (We Hope)

    Look what just hit the press! I illustrated this book for my dear old friend, Yosha Bourgea. (Yosha is such an old friend that he is a main character in Exhaust(ed): The 99% true story of a bus trip gone wrong. It’s dangerous business, being an old friend of mine.) Amazon is offering Murgatroyd Buttercups… Read more »