Improvements

I have some ideas I’d like to run by you, about improving War and Peace: 

1. The Prince should be a vampire.
2. We should add Jonathan Strange, this book needs a magician! 
3. All of the men should be women. 
4. All of the women should still be women. 
5. All of the swords should be cats. 

This way, War and Peace will be the best book ever. 

That is all.