Morbid Mandalas:A Creepy Coloring Book, by *Shana Lee
I think we can all agree that the world needs more creepy, morbid, and generally unsettling things. So, I created a machine I call, THE CREEPLICATOR. The Creeplicator is a totally real, non-imaginary machine that senses when something or someone is creepy, and it duplicates them, making more creepiness for the world. The Creeplicator makes morbid things into beautiful mandalas to color. Coloring: A nice alternative to human sacrifice. Most people buy 143 copies of this book, one for each Lovecraftian god and goddess, within an order of magnitude.
*Shana Lee is a pen name used by Shoshanah Lee Marohn
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