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Crazy Hanahshosh’s 7-Hour Giveaway!!!!

Crazy Hanahshosh here, back with my crazy giveaways! I told Shoshanah that the Flaming Lips were playing a women’s march in Chicago, which (with driving time, parking, figuring out it’s not true, and driving back) gives me approximately seven hours to give away all of her books! For the next seven hours, you can enter to WIN ALL OF SHOSHANAH’S BOOKS! And download the Kindle app, ladies and gentlemen, because I’ve hacked Amazon and the ebooks are free! Because I’m Crazy Hanahshosh, and that’s how I roll! (After all, I sleep with a tiger.) We’ve got three types of books, all of them illustrated by Shoshanah Marohn, some written by her, too!

1.Crazy Travel Novels

Free Kindle Edition today only of Avoiding Sex with Frenchmen here, and Exhaust(ed) here. Enter below for free signed paper books!

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Avoiding Sex with Frenchmen by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Avoiding Sex with Frenchmen

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends January 27, 2017.

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Exhaust(ed) by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Exhaust(ed)

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends January 27, 2017.

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2.Coloring Books:

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The Tufa Coloring Book by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

The Tufa Coloring Book

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends January 27, 2017.

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3.Children’s Books:

Free Kindle download of A Murder of Crows and Other Woes here, and Murgatroyd Buttercups (written by Yosha Bourgea) here. Enter to win paper copies below!

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Murgatroyd Buttercups by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Murgatroyd Buttercups

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends January 27, 2017.

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A Murder of Crows and Other Woes by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

A Murder of Crows and Other Woes

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends January 27, 2017.

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Get all of the downloads and enter all of the contests, before she comes back from Chicago!

To quote a famous twitter bot, “There is a tiger which destroys me, but I am the tiger.”

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Crazy Hanahshosh is Giving Away All of Shoshanah’s Books for Free!

Shoshanah is gone, and I’m her alter ego, CRAZY HANAHSHOSH! AND I’M GIVING AWAY ALL OF HER BOOKS FOR FREE! THAT’S RIGHT, ANY BOOK SHOSHANAH WROTE OR ILLUSTRATED, I’M GIVING THEM AWAY TODAY ON GOODREADS! Enter today, because tomorrow, SHOSHANAH comes home, and the game’s up! 

WE’VE GOT YOUR CHILDREN’S BOOKS,

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Murgatroyd Buttercups by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Murgatroyd Buttercups

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends December 20, 2016.

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A Murder of Crows and Other Woes by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

A Murder of Crows and Other Woes

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends December 20, 2016.

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at Goodreads.

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YOUR COLORING BOOKS,

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The Tufa Coloring Book by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

The Tufa Coloring Book

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends December 20, 2016.

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Birds in Beards Coloring Book by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Birds in Beards Coloring Book

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends December 20, 2016.

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Coloring Inside the Dreams by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Coloring Inside the Dreams

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends December 20, 2016.

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AND YOUR ILLUSTRATED TRAVEL STORIES!

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Avoiding Sex with Frenchmen by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Avoiding Sex with Frenchmen

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends December 20, 2016.

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Exhaust(ed) by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Exhaust(ed)

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends December 20, 2016.

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at Goodreads.

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THAT’S RIGHT, I’M GIVING THEM AWAY, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! OFFER ENDS TONIGHT!

 

CRAZILY YOURS,

HANAHSHOSH CRAZY-McCRAZY

 

P.S. Also, I’m sleeping with a TIGER AS A PILLOW TONIGHT, because that’s just how I roll.

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A Gift for Your Weird Uncle

He lives at the far edge of town, in a single wide trailer from 1978. He has a “three season porch” which is really a wood stairway that he exhausted-by-shoshanah-lee-marohnwrapped plastic insulation around, and called it good. By the front door is a sign that says, “it’s 4:20 somewhere.” (If you try to correct him on this point, because it’s not always twenty after the hour, he’ll give you a blank stare.) You wish he would just get a washing machine, because every time he goes to the laundromat, he has to tell people about how the Clinton’s had those people killed in the ’90’s, and Hillary is in a coven- “She’s an honest to God witch! No shame about it, neither,” and Benghazi. Just, you know, Benghazi. Then he lights up a smoke and gazes into the distance in that weird way he has.

No one knows how he makes his money, or what happened to his cat. But he does have money, because sometimes, when you were a kid, he would just slip you a hundred dollar bill, just like that. And also there’s these women who hang out at the trailer, and drive him around a lot, because he doesn’t have a car. “It’d get me into too much trouble,” he says.  So, what to get him for Christmas?

On a lark, you get him this book about going cross-country on the Greyhound– because you know he’s done it, a few times. (He doesn’t believe in flying because they check your ID. And that’s how they get you, you know. The ID.) And also, it’s a short book, and it has pictures. A few weeks later, he’s all over the Facebook talking about this book he got. His friends all have the same reaction:

“I didn’t know you could read!”

“Yeah,” he says, “I don’t normally, but this one’s got pictures!”

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Win a Free Signed Copy of “Exhaust(ed): The 99% true story of a bus trip gone wrong.”

It’s like the Love Boat, only sleazier. Our eighteen-year-old heroine (me, Shoshanah, years and years ago) travels across the United States by Greyhound bus, with only her Grace Kelly coat and her Elements of Style book to protect her. Original art work (by me, again) adds to this eccentric tale of travel on the cheap in 1993. Both terrifying and hilarious, this ill-conceived road trip is doomed from the start. It’s funny because it’s 99% true.

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Exhaust(ed) by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Exhaust(ed)

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends November 30, 2016.

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