I’ve been keeping the sheep in some flimsy, portable fencing during the day, and then going out before dark and herding them into more secure fencing for the night. This evening, while binge watching Parks and Recreation, I forgot to go outside and secure them before dark. I went out late, and the sheep were all there, ridiculously happy to see me. But there was something else out there, too, and it freaked me out.
I heard something breathing at me from the east. I pointed the flashlight at it. Nothing there. But still, the breathing,
Hastily, I secured the sheep, and then hesitated. I pointed the flashlight again towards the east, but there was nothing. Just an empty field. Then, sticks breaking. Whatever it was, it was large and broke sticks when it walked.
I went inside the big fence, and walked back toward the house inside the fence, surrounded by sheep with big horns who like me. Would they defend me, if pressed to? Or would they let it eat me? I wished I had brought a large stick.
Still, the breathing. It sounded like a horse. Then the footsteps in the forest again. My neighbors don’t keep horses. Or anything, for that matter.
I reached a point where I had to go outside of the fence again to get home. I did so, quickly. I pretended to be large and imposing. But I am not large and imposing.
Finally, home! Safe inside, I realized my heart was racing and I was totally out of breath!
What was it? An escaped neighbor’s cow? A bear? But why couldn’t I see it with the flashlight?
I don’t know.
It was scary.
I’m still recovering from the Ghost Cow.
Probably a moose.
I don’t think we have meese in these parts.
Yeti.
Definitely Yeti.
Could it have been a buffalo? Oh give me a home…
There are some escaped buffalo from the Madison zoo…
Not really, but wouldn’t that be something?
Ghosts are generally invisible, aren’t they? That’s why you could hear the ghost cow but not see it.
Mystery solved…
Yep. Mystery totally 100% solved. What would I do without you?
My vote is for yak. That way you don’t have one bit of consensus among your commenters. I’m helpful like that.
Oh, thanks! I was worried two people might agree.
And, because I feel obligated to agree with everyone except for my dad: I totally agree. It was a yak.
I still think it was a moose.
I think you’re making a moostake.