Enter Before Midnight to Win All of my Coloring Books!

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Goodreads has contests out to give away one copy of all of my coloring books. Deadline: Midnight, November 16, 2016. (That’s today!)

 

First, enter to win the haunting drawings and haiku poetry of Coloring Inside the Dreams:

 

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Coloring Inside the Dreams by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Coloring Inside the Dreams

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends November 16, 2016.

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at Goodreads.

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Then, enter to win the silliest thing you’ve ever experienced:

 

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Birds in Beards Coloring Book by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Birds in Beards Coloring Book

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends November 16, 2016.

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And finally, sign up to win a fantasy trip to Cloud County, where fairies make magical music:

 

Goodreads Book Giveaway

The Tufa Coloring Book by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

The Tufa Coloring Book

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends November 16, 2016.

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at Goodreads.

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Good luck!

Win a Free Signed Copy of “Exhaust(ed): The 99% true story of a bus trip gone wrong.”

It’s like the Love Boat, only sleazier. Our eighteen-year-old heroine (me, Shoshanah, years and years ago) travels across the United States by Greyhound bus, with only her Grace Kelly coat and her Elements of Style book to protect her. Original art work (by me, again) adds to this eccentric tale of travel on the cheap in 1993. Both terrifying and hilarious, this ill-conceived road trip is doomed from the start. It’s funny because it’s 99% true.

Enter the giveaway at Goodreads:

 

Goodreads Book Giveaway

Exhaust(ed) by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Exhaust(ed)

by Shoshanah Lee Marohn

Giveaway ends November 30, 2016.

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at Goodreads.

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Loving the Pantsuit

My daughter has a thing for suits. She’s nine, and she hates to wear dresses. A few weeks ago, she was asking questions,

“Can girls wear suits? Because I really like suits. And I want one.”

“Yeah,” I said. “Sure. But they look a little bit different from a men’s suit.”

“But it’s a suit?” she asked. “With pants? Not a dress, but pants?”

“Oh, definitely. Hillary Clinton wears pantsuits all the time.”

“Oh, yeah! But what do they look like?” She asked.

“I’m sure there’s a picture on the internet.”

I looked on my phone. I found this picture:

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Sorry, I don’t know who made this great collage! If you know, tell me, so I can give credit.

“Wo–ho!!! Let me see that!” Z grabbed the phone from me to look closer. “That is so cool! Those are all the same lady?”

“Yep, she’s got them in every color.”

“I like that,” She said.

Then I got distracted, as one does. A few minutes later, Z started giggling the laugh she does when she’s done something slightly naughty, but mostly just goofy.

“What are you up to?” I asked.

“Oh, nothing,” she said, and hid my phone under her butt. I grabbed my phone from under her butt, as one does, and this is what my phone looked like (except with last month’s date):

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She made Hillary Clinton the background on my phone. I laughed for about five minutes. And then I left it. It’s been like that for a month or so, now.

By the way, does anyone know where you can buy an aquamarine pantsuit in a girl’s size ten?